Wife VS GirlFriend

WIFE is a HARIMAU!!! GIRLFRIEND is HARI HARI MAHU

And some say:
Wife is like a TV, girlfriend is like HandPhone ( HP )
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money charge HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of time play with HP.
TV free for life, but HP if you don't pay the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very
portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.
Most important, TV got remote, HP don't have...

Lastly but not least.....

TV do not have virus, but HP yes.. have VIRUS...
Once get it...HABIS LA...hahaha...
So, better choose TV....

moral : fikirla sendiri..